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1,001 Dumbest Things Ever Said Steven Price

1,001 Dumbest Things Ever Said

Steven Price

Published August 1st 2004
ISBN : 9780641987205
Hardcover
272 pages
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Smoking kills. If youre killed, youve lost a very important part of your life.-Brooke Shields, actress, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal government anti-smoking campaignOutside of the killings, Washington has one of theMoreSmoking kills. If youre killed, youve lost a very important part of your life.-Brooke Shields, actress, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal government anti-smoking campaignOutside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. -Marion Barry, mayor of Washington, D.C.A verbal contract isnt worth the paper its printed on.-Samuel Goldwyn, movie producerIts no exaggeration to say that the undecided could go one way or another.-President George W. BushYour food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.-Department of Social Services, Greenville, South CarolinaThe word genius isnt applicable in football. A genius is a guy likeNorman Einstein.-Joe Theisman, former NFL football quarterback and sports analystWhat a waste it is to lose ones mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.-former Vice-President Dan Quayle at a fund-raising event for theUnited Negro College Fund (attempting to quote the Funds slogan,A mind is a terrible thing to waste)